| Population | 18.98 billion |
| Capital | Mwêzïjkał |
| Leader | Limaku |
| Faith | Minggdüism |
| Currency | Mwêzïjł |
| Animal | Peacock |
The Holy Confederation of Ni Hon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Limaku with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.98 billion Minggdüdüjtit are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mwêzïjkał. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Minggdütit economy, worth a remarkable 3,027 trillion Mwêzïjłs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,491 Mwêzïjłs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, rural children are told reading's important (for other people), and a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ni Hon's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Minggdüism.
Ni Hon is ranked 9,944th in the world and 549th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 119 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Ni Hon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility.
- : Ni Hon was endorsed by
The Golden Lands of Shardventoria.
- : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, rural children are told reading's important (for other people).
- : Ni Hon endorsed
The Sultanate of Caellip Major.
- : Ni Hon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Ni Hon was endorsed by The Sultanate of Caellip Major.
- : Ni Hon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Ni Hon was endorsed by Rohida.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 48 » 
Meat Sandwich, 
Axixic, 
Aigania, 
General Mike, 
Praenestia, 
The New California Republic, 
Aaecilia, 
Treadwellia, 
Darkium, 
New Rogernomics, 
Greygard, 
Nova Zemlya, 
Port Flynt, 
Perchan, 
Burning Pants, 
Guiness Freaks, 
Rommanda, 
The Sigometh Dynasty, 
Custadia, 
Marcellinople, 
Almain, 
Auralon, 
Manaric, 
Leonism, 
The Islands of Colwell, 
The Celestial Lands, 
TypoTech, 
Debussy, 
Surd, 
The Gelseen Hegemony, 
Fluffiness, 
Pepe Pip, 
Ecchi Unlimited, 
Calption, 
Malororia, 
Enkowshe, Steel Vagabonds, 
Oppalli, 
Silver Minner, 
Wang Yao, 
Serlanda, 
Aleckandor, 
Literian, 
Iron Alliance, 
Juba, 
Military astriads, 
Svobodala, and Caellip Major.
